On a very sad, unventful morning, our hero Sonic the hedgehog sat at the edge of a hill, chili dog in hand, wondering what to do with the rest of his day. He sighed. "I gotta go fast but I want to go slow." He muttered under his breath, taking now a bit of his chili dog and chewing it with glee. As he swallowed, he took a minute to look into the distance. "Where will I find the one I can get up to speed with. My true love." He wondered for a while, swinging his legs as he wallowed on his thoughts. "Bah, it'll never happen. Nobody can catch up to me after all." He shrugs, and takes another an angry bite.
